Singer Songwriter

Kevy spoke at a church that was a bit of a drive away today. So, on the way home - to the pass the time - Jesse exploded into song to entertain the rest of us. I wrote the words down as fast as he was singing them, because we were dying laughing. I'm sure that it will be WAY funnier to us than to any of you all - but here it goes.

(Picture it full volume, head bobbing, with words tumbling out as fast as they can!)


We're on the State of Maine
We're gonna stay to Maine FOREVER
For God.


The winds and the sky
and piles of the pigs
and piles of the kids
and piles of the big Mama's

Stinky hair up
and Rancey in the wind
to whistle ANYTHING
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!


(Now, right here - at this point - Kaden broke into song as well, in which Jesse replies: "That's not part of the SOOOONG!" And then.....)

Mama - if you were
if you nested tooooo
TOM TA TOM TOM
Mama Mama yo MAW MAW

123! 123!
Always
4! 4! 4!
56, 78, NIIIIIIIIINE!!!!
Makes the ten!
Ten is the pooh.


(Insert Daddy saying: "Jesse - no potty talk, please.")

If you wanted to bow down to the sleeping baby
shake your hair all around
Heeeeeeeey
Shake your hair all around

Poop on your......



And at that point, we finally cut him off......
We're thinking about making a C.D.
Copies will go on sale soon for anyone interested.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i would buy one.

love you guys!

xoxoxoxoxox

Anonymous said...

Priceless..absolutely priceless!

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. Word. Laughing so hard right now! I can totally picture this, and I can picture you and Kev not being able to stop laughing : ) So funny!!!

Kristi said...

hahahaha -- that is awesome!!